You're a slut.

madeagoestohell:

friending my school cafeteria lady on facebook was literally the best decision of my life

fashioncatdftba:

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

I noticed this ten years ago, thus I refuse to eat them.

FREAKING HORRIFYING.

pfefferi:

contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters

(Source: gradies)

hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚

(Source: iwritesinsnotfanfiction)

migscast:

looking at all this 032886 business makes me realise that our fanbase has come so far from “does she say red wine or red one???”