May 2013
wheelbreaks-thebutterflies:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport
earthnation:
jumbled-memory:
vaginasareamyth:
earthnation:
remember when rebecca black was a thing
SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK
AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!!
why is this happening to me
nooklet:
*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
LIFE HACK
blufemmedic:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
deadmaid:
sarahsprite:
deadmaid:
lvkesprite:
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
hownowbrownseacow:
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I...
kristenwiiggle:
so are we under the impression that we’re going to get some new gaga music today or
